Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Day 39 - Crystal Defenders

Crystal Defenders
Developer: MFS/Winds
Publisher: Square Enix
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Dear Square,

I invite you to go have sex with yourself after playing your demo.  

Respectfully,
DJPimpDaddy

No seriously. This tower defense bull shit needs to die. If there is one game style that chaps me raw it is stupid tower defense games. Adding Final Fantasy characters in a 16 bit graphical setting was not any better.  You'd swear you were playing this demo on a cell phone the graphics are so bad. I know that people bash Scott Pilgrim the game all the time for it's retro graphics but it was meant to be that way. This demo just feels like some dude made this in programming class at his high school and then Square gave him the choice to be sued or sell the game to them for a dollar.

Being a long running Dragon Warrior/Quest fan, I can only hope that the idiots at Square made this travesty and the Enix guys were too embarrassed to stop them.

Verdict: ...

2 comments:

Blake said...

Square's quality in game including the the final fantasy series(recent ones) are really dropping the bar on gameplay and fun.

Oliver.M said...

Not the best demo then!

I only play TD games like Bloons TD 3 in my spare time online when i'm bored. This however... doesn't look brillaint now does it...